Monday, October 26, 2009

I am blinded after watching Aadhavan

Warning: The following blog will be in a mixture of Tamil and English... If you dont know Tamil, thats not my fault, and if you dont understand my English thats not my fault either!!!!

Once upon a time, I was the subject of ridicule among my friends. It dosent matter whether they were my street mates, class mates or college mates. The teasing didnt stop. So i decided to take revenge on them...I did a bulk booking of Aadavan and invited all of them without knowing the consequences and gained some sort of revenge. One important member escaped!!!! ( i will bide my time.....) Anyways I feared for my life during interval, thanks to this movie.

Dei, ennangada prichanai ungalukku? Nalla thaane irundheenga? Vijay veetukku poi kadhai edhavadhu thiruduneengala?

Logic plays an important role in Aadavan, including the name change for the hero. Hero peru maadhavan, aana calcuttala avana aadavannu thaan koopiduvaanga....yennu ketaa nee enakku aadavannu oru thathuvamana badilla tamil thappu thappa pesara villain sollararaar.

Logic illama saavadicha kooda paravaa illai....Logic nu solli saavadikaraangale.....avangala Balakrishna padam paaka vekkanum!!!

Nayan Thara used to be a typical tamil heroine......summa arisi mootai maadiri vandhutu oru ezhavum pannama poiduvaa...

But now, she has reviewed her position like an MBA, and taken stock of her inadequacies, worked hard on her 'body' (on /with whts the difference) and now she is a typical Hindi heroine, summa gummunu irukkaa...aanalum oru ezhavum panna maatengara!!!!

The film starts hollywood style...suriya thanni kulla irundhu james bond kanakka oru gilma saamiyaara potu thallaraaru  , Paatellam paaditu thaan saviadikkaraaru( tamil padam ba) but ada mannichudalam....

adukkaprum summa laptop vechukittu king fisher airlines la blue tooth technology pathi ellam pesaraaru...and the only believable thing , the rifle which he uses to shoot the judge, a Barrett 82,
ada paathu thaan naan emaandhen..padathula ivlo nunukkama chinna chinna visayatha correcta senju irukkangalennu, including the bullets used...

adutha scenela nayan thaaravum, saroja deviyum kabaddi aadinnanga...aa ko, ke ko nnu edho ketta vaarthailla thittikine paatu paadikkitu.... satyam theatrela paathikitu irukken..ezhundhu aiyonnu kathalama appadiyavadu enna veliya kondu poi vituduvaangalennu yosichen!!!!


So, judge visaraanai commission vekkaraaram, adulla villain maatikuvaanam... adanaala surya saavadikka( nammala illa judge a) veetukku velaikkaraana poraaru!!! Anga athai ponnu nayan thara..... ( judge thaan appanu surya aim pannum podhe audienceku therinju pochu) ivlo original kadhaiya idu varaikkum tamil cinema paathathe illa...

Judgekku bomb vechu adu vedichukkum bodhu judge escape aaga...ada surya thaan vechaarunnu nayan thara nancy drew kanakka kandu pidikka...udanne surya judge thaan enga appa naan thaan un maaman paiyannu oru twist vechu alekka maadila irundu keezha kudikkaraaru...

simla special kamal maadiri sollanumna balcony seatla irundhu paathu irundhen, definitely temptation thaangama naanum kudichu iruppen!!!!!

idukkaprum oru 45 nimisham enna panradhunnu theriyama oru 3 paatu nadulla konjam scenes( edukkunnu yaaravadhu ketenga..aadavan dvd veetukku mailla anupuven...be careful!!!!!) ellam fit panni straighta climax kootikittu director varaar.....

climax la summa villain summa rocket launcher vechu mela cranela thongitu irukkara car (which has judge and 9 thara) mela oru rocket vidaraar. Whereas i marvelled at the replica of Barrett, idu telegu pada comedy...adu neraa kuthikkitu time bomb maadiri count down aagudhu!!!!..... sunny deol would have surely asked for the remake rights for this movie after watching this scene alone!!!!!!

ada surya summa kaila pudungitu helicopterla poi kuthi vidaraaram....to quote a fav dialogue i encountered in blogs..shabba shekaru shethutaan....

Somebody once said, whatever happens happens for the good...so whatever good can come out of this movie besides me taking revenge?

This movie can be written off as a total loss during the next financial year!!!! and ivlo selavu senju eduthu irukkanga...summa oru 100 kodi write off pannidalam!!!! I think this will be better explained by our own George Soros Mr. hesh.... ennaba...idha coreeta explain pannidu annatha...koindhainga konjam ariva valthukkatum...okva?

Ippo oru SMS kelvi..correcta badil solrvangulukku onnum kediyaadhu...aana thappa badil solravangala kulukkal muraiyil select panni katti pottu, Ashoka padam( shahrukh padam illa prem padam) forcilbleaa paaka veppom.....

Aadhavan padathula ethanai thadavai, 9 thara decentaa dress potukittu vandhaanga?

a. .25
b. -3.56
c. Dress potu kittu vandhaangala?? sollave illa!!!!
d. sorry sir, naan paadhi padathulaye thoongiten.

Judges decision will be final....

P.S: Padathula graphics panni Surya 10 vayasu paiyana varaare, ada pathi yen eduvume sollalainnu ida padikkum podhu yaaravadhu nenecheenganaa..ada blue tooth technology vechu kandu pidichu veetukku "veerasamy padam poster" anupiduven.....jaakaradhai!!!!!!











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